Friggin' in the Riggin'!

'Twas on the good ship Vedus
My god, you shoulda seen us!
The figure head
Was a nude in bed
Suckin' on a red hot penis!

Chorus:
Friggin' in the Riggin!
Friggin' in the Riggin!'
Friggin' in the Riggin!!
There was fuck all else to do!!

'Twas back in `69, 
We left the Black Ball Line,
The crew did cry as we went by,
For we'd left our mates behind.

The first mate's name was Morgan, 
By gosh, he was a gorgon, 
From half past eight he played till late, 
Upon the captain's organ 

The captain's wife was Charlotte, 
Born and bred a harlot, 
Her thighs at night were lily white, 
By morning they were scarlet.

The ship's dog's name was Rover, 
We turned that poor thing over,
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Teneriff to Dover.

And when we reached our station,
Through skillful navigation, 
The ship got sunk, in a wave of spunk,
From too much fornication.

Twas back in `63,
When the captain he went to sea,
Born of a whore, was cast ashore,
A son of the beach was he.  

A cook whose name was Davey, 
Was cashiered from the Navy, 
He dipped the bread inside the head, 
And served it up as gravy.

The bosun's mate was Andy 
A Portsmouth man and randy, 
He used to cool his favorite tool
 In a glass of the skipper's brandy.

The cabin boy was chipper,
 A nasty little nipper.
He lined his ass with broken glass
And circumsised the skipper.

The Captains' name was Slugger!
Oh he was a dirty bugger!
He wasn't fit,
To shovel shit,
Or any bugger's Lugger!!

The First Mates' name was Paul
And he only had one ball!
But with that knacker,
He rolled tabacca
Around the cabin wall!

The Second Mates' name was Andy
His balls were long and dandy!
They filled his arse
With molten brass
For pissin' in the Brandy!

The Third Mates' name was Morgan
He was a grisly gorgan!
Three times a day
He strummed away
Upon his sexual organ!

Arr, the Captains' wife was Mabel
And whenever she was able
She'd give the crew
Their daily screw
Upon the mess room  table

The Captains' randy daughter
was swimmin' in the water
Delighted Squeals
Came as the eels
Entered her sexual quarter!

The Cabin Boy was Nipper
He was a dirty little flipper
They filled his arse
With broken glass
And circumcised the skipper!

There was this girl from Spain,
Who used to like it now and again
Not now and again
But now, and again,
And again, and again and again!!!