Chorus:
I used to work in Chicago,
In a department store,
I used to work in Chicago,
But I don't work there any more.
Songmaster:
A woman came in for a computer,
Pack repeats:
A computer from the store.
Songmaster:
A computer she wanted, my Wang she got,
And I don't work there anymore.
Songmaster:
A lady came into the hatshop,
Pack repeats:
A computer from the store.
Songmaster:
"Felt," she wanted, felt her I did.
And I don't work there anymore.
A lady came in for a beer...
Beer she wanted, 6-pack, ate she got...
A lady came in for a sweater...
"Jumper," she wanted, jump her I did...
A lady came in for a seafood...
Seafood she wanted, lobster , crabs she got...
A lady came in for a floppy disk...
Floppy disk she wanted, my hard drive she got...
A lady came in for a ticket...
"Bangor," she wanted, bang her I did...
A lady came in for a plumbing...
Plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got...
A lady came in for a pipe...
Pipe she wanted, hosed she got...
A lady came in for some coffee...
"Ground," she wanted, brind her I did...
A lady came in for a cake...
"Layer," she wanted, lay her I did...
A lady came in for a down quilt...
"Goose," she wanted, boose her I did...
A lady came in for some lamp oil...
"Whale," she wanted, sperm her I did...
A lady came in for some Air Wick...
"Mountain," she wanted, mount her I did...
A lady came in for a sleeper...
"Upper," she wanted, up her I did...
A lady came in for some china...
"Bone," she wanted, bone her I did...
A lady came in for some coffee...
"Ground," she wanted, grind her I did...
A lady came in for some gin...
"Beefeater," she wanted, eat her I did...
A woman came in for some service...
"Quick," she wanted, prick her I did...
A lady came in for a diskette...
"Floppy," she wanted, hard drive her I did...
A woman came in for a bath mat...
"Shower," she wanted, show her I did...
A woman came in for a power drill...
"Black & Decker," she wanted, deck her I did...
A lady came in for a drink...
"Liquor," she wanted, lick her I did...
A lady came in for some Air Wick...
"Mountain," she wanted, mount her I did...
A lady came in for some dish soap...
"Johnson & Johnson," she wanted, my Johnson she got...
A woman came in for some wood shoes...
"Clog," she wanted, flog her I did,..
A lady came in for a curtain...
"Drape," she wanted, rape her I did,..
A lady came in for a doughnut...
Glazed she wanted, cream filled she got
A lady came in for a elevator...
Elevator she wanted, my shaft she got...
A lady came in for a carpet...
Carpet she wanted, shagged she got...
A lady came in for a spring...
Spring she wanted, boinged got...
A lady came in for a screwdriver...
Screwdriver she wanted, screwed she got...
A lady came in for a hammer...
Hammer she wanted, nailed she got...
A lady came in for a T-bone...
T-bone she wanted, my boneless round she got...
A lady came in for a carpet...
Carpet she wanted, pile she wanted, shagged she got she got...
A lady came in for a gun...
Gun she wanted, banged she got...
A lady came in for a nylons...
Nylons she wanted, hosed she got...
A lady came in for a metaphysical conversation...
Metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got...
A lady came in for a velvet...
Velvet she wanted, felt she got...
A lady came in for a liquor...
Liquor she wanted, lick her I did she got...
A lady came in for a bolts...
Bolts she wanted, my nuts she got...
A lady came in for a sailors...
Sailors she wanted, semen she got...
A lady came in for a ham...
Ham she wanted, porked she got...
A lady came in for a cigarette...
Cigarette she wanted, camel, humped she got...
A lady came in for a plastic...
Plastic she wanted, rubbers she got...
A lady came in for a stockings...
Stockings she wanted, hosing she got...
A lady came in for a liquid Plumber...
Liquid Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got...
A lady came in for a canned ham...
Canned ham she wanted, porked she got...
A lady came in for a gift wrapping...
Gift wrapping she wanted, packed she got...
A lady came in for a butter...
Butter she wanted, spread she got...
A lady came in for a fabric...
Fabric she wanted, silk, felt she got...
A lady came in for a water-bottle...
"Rubber," she wanted, rub her I did...
A woman came in for a wheels...
Wheels he wanted, rimmed she got...
A woman came in for a horse...
Horse he wanted, ridden she got...
A woman came in for a carpet...
Shag she wanted, piles she got...A woman came in for hardware...
Nails she wanted, nail her I did...A woman came in for hardware..
Screw she wanted,.screw her I didA woman came in for fruit.....
Plums she wanted, plumb her I didA woman came in for for cinnamon...
Sticks she wanted, stick her I didA woman came in for peas...
Split she wanted, split her I didA woman came in for milk....
Cream she wanted, cream her I didA woman came in for covers....
Spread she wanted, spread her I didA woman came in for Rope.....
Jump she wanted, jump her I didA woman came in for booze...
Liquor she wanted, lick 'er I did