Korean Pie
Lyrics by Former GM Timber Balls
Sung to the tune of "American Pie" by Don Mclean)
Intro – (Reprise)
A long, long time ago I can still remember how that Itaewon could make me
smile
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and I knew if I had some cash, that I could land some handsome snatch
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and surely I’d be happy for a while
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but Bush and Rumsfield made me shiver
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with every decree they delivered, bad news in formation,
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There’d be no fornication
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I cried outloud “O MY GOD”, when I heard that it was now outlawed
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I used to touch her deep inside, before, the boom boom, died. So...
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Bye, bye Missus Kim don’t you cry,
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them good ol' boys walk by , a tear in their eye,
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singin' now I need to zip up my fly…. now I need to
zip up my fly
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Did you know that way back then
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All the young GI’s were doused in sin,
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And the MP’s didn’t know,
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and do you believe that hooker hill,
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was where you’d go to get a thrill
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and Mrs. Kim would teach you how to dance real slow?
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Well I know that you're in love with quim
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But the FOX news story was quite dim,
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you and Juicy kicked off your shoes
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then your butt was on the news.
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You are a lonely teenage bronkin' buck
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with weekend pass and the need to fuck
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but now your just shit out of luck,
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the day, the boom boom died. I started singin...
CHORUS:
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Bye, bye Missus Kim don’t you cry,
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them good ol' boys walk by , a tear in their eye,
Em
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D7
singin' now I need to zip up my fly…. now I need to
zip up my fly
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Am
Now for fifty years they were on their own
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And Mama-san sat on her barstool throne,
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And that’s how they wanted it to be,
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And the girls were always hot and lean,
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With a young GI sitting in between
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and Mrs. Kim would lock the door …for a feee
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But, the leaders back in Washingtin
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Are clearly right and without sin,
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Your weekend plans took a turn
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When the verdict returned
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And while GIs bored and run amuck
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Go ahead and drink till you upchuck
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As long as you don’t try to fuck
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the day, the boom boom died. I started singin...
CHORUS:
G C
G
D
Bye, bye Missus Kim don’t you cry,
G
C
G
D
them good ol' boys walk by , a tear in their eye,
Em
A7 Em
D7
singin' now I need to zip up my fly…. now I need to
zip up my fly
Verse 4 – (Narrow Escape)
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Helter Skelter in the summer swelter
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The bar’s locked up like a fallout shelter,
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0100 AM is comin faaaaaaaasssst,
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The camera shows MP’s walking past,
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If they come in my ass is grass
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but Mrs Kim showed me how to get out real fast.
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Well, the knocking came way too damn soon
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My hard-on would be left in ruins,
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I jumped out the window
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I hope that MP’s slow.
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I am a horny GI bronkin' buck
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But now it costs too damn much to fuck
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I guess Im just shit out of luck,
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the day, the boom boom died. I started singin...
CHORUS:
G C
G
D
Bye, bye Missus Kim don’t you cry,
G
C
G
D
them good ol' boys walk by , a tear in their eye,
Em
A7 Em
D7
singin' now I need to zip up my fly…. now I need to
zip up my fly
Verse 5 – (Dejected)
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And in there they were all sucking face
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The MP’s probably don’t know this place,
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I guess Ill have a go again,
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So Jill was nimble , and jack came quick
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But now he’s lookin at an MP stick
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So I guess my hand will be my only friend…
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So while Jack was being beaten down
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The girl redressed in evening gown, she say
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No more GI tonight
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I guess Canadians are alright.
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And while I sulk into the night
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I know you won’t get none tonight
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I guess my hand will be alright,
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the day, the boom boom died. I started singin...
CHORUS:
G C
G
D
Bye, bye Missus Kim don’t you cry,
G
C
G
D
them good ol' boys walk by , a tear in their eye,
Em
A7 Em
D7
singin' now I need to zip up my fly…. now I need to
zip up my fly
Outro – (Reminiscence)
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I met a girl who made me smile, and I paid her to stay there a while
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But she just turned and closed the door
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I tried them all and now im cursed, my balls are just about to burst
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I want to bang my head into a wall
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And in the bars I hear them banging
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Girls are moaning bedposts clanging, but I will not be pokin',
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I feel like I am broken
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the ménage a trios I had before, way back in 2004
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I yearn for all those days of yore, the day, the boom boom, died. So...
CHORUS:
G C
G
D
Bye, bye Missus Kim don’t you cry,
G
C
G
D
them good ol' boys walk by , a tear in their eye,
Em
A7 Em
D7
singin' now I need to zip up my fly…. now I need to
zip up my fly
G C
G
D
Bye, bye Missus Kim don’t you cry,
G
C
G
D
them good ol' boys walk by , a tear in their eye,
Em
A7 Em
D7
singin' now I need to zip up my fly…. now I need to
zip up my fly
