Hotlip's Lament

by the Booze Brothers
to be sung to the melody of the "Mash Theme Song"

 

 

Through early Morning Calm I see

A hooker getting up to pee.

She squats and farts and looks at me.

I can't believe the sight I see.

 

  Could suicide be painless?

  (Does kimchi burn your anus?)

  This country -- I can leave it if I please!