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Red Flag #1

Red Flag #2

Dusk Scene on Trail

Hare OB1

Fuk A Duk Showing Off

FAD on Trail Near End

About 20% on to the trail the faster hounds were now separated from the slow, fat bastards.   The SFBs eventually came across the first falsie but having age and experience among them decided to go past the falsie marking.   Sure enough, 20 meters or less was the resumption of the trail so that the falsie was potentially a falsie in both directions!

If a falsie is meant to keep the Pack together, it succeeded brilliantly so that SFBs were now catching up with the faster runners.

Crossing stream and farm land, the trail took the hounds back up into the forest.  Passing by the de rigueur grave site, the trail deposited the Pack on to asphalt taking us in through a residential district.    In no time we were back into forest just below the "pagoda" where we soon thereafter rewarded by OB1 with KFC chicken and burgers. 

The Circle

At the behest of the GM, Seek and Suck gave a so-so blast of the Hash Horn.  Seeing S&S's disappointment, the GM complimented him on his overall improvement on trail - noting that the GM had earlier suggested to the Hash Horn that one needs to blow the instrument as if making love to a woman - following which the GM also had to scold the Hash Horn that he was addressing "the wrong end" - and not just which end of the horn to blow but which end of the imaginary woman to make love.

Blank Space was given the honor to give the Hash Benediction.  The Hare, OB1, was called up to defend himself.  For his trouble he was awarded the Hash Shit for the creation of a double-sided falsie.  The Hare then pointed out that the asshole who preceded all other assholes was none other than, once more, Youngdumbhos, the run's Wingee.

With that, the GM worked through The Categories.   Only one person qualified, Fuk A Duk, as a returning hasher from Thailand.  As booty he awarded the GM the ultimate safety device for the U.S. international traveler: a condom encased in plastic key ring with a CANADIAN flag on it.  He then told a joke was actually funny about a guy caught in quicksand at a nudist colony.

Long lost Jollygreenknob rewarded us with both a joke and one of his dirty songs for which he was awarded with a splashing.  He also graciously accepted the role as a stand-in splashee for OB1's punishment in the award of the Hash Shit as OB1 was on the verge of living up (down?) to his name.

Seek and Suck and Blank Space each had their chance to tell some jokes - with the GM cringing once more to yet another Paddy joke told by <___>. 

With FAD having international phone sex in his car, the GM called up Jolly, our wayward hound and asked him if he recalled which way we should be going - to which he answered the True Trail was Way Down South. 

The OnOn
Seek and Suck guided us this week to an interesting bar in Gangnam, Le Louvre, where half of us stayed into the wee hours.

Trail's OnIn