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Near Trail Summit and A/D Split on Run 1689 - above Bogwan-sa

Last Week's Runs: 1689  LeperCon's Night Run

 

 Last Week’s Notes:

Run 1689

Before the Run

This week's run took to the base of Bongwan-sa, above Yonsei University and across the street from Ewha WOMAN's University, packed with thousands of OB1's nieces.

A sweat-drenched but not particularly exhausted LeperCon met the pack as they appeared around 6:30 PM.  First in were Rover along with Hawaii Hasher.  OB1 soon appeared with Plug and Play and Blank Space phoning in that they would be coming a bit late to deliver the ice, food and BEER.  At the last minute, Youngdumbhos appeared.  With that OB1 was Wingee Youngdumhos who learned for the first time what comes with being last run's Wingee.  The GM then splashed himself as this run's hair.

The hare warned the rest of some 6 or 7 checks, a couple of falsies, and the need to proceed with caution when passing through the gates of certain institutions.  With that, the hare pointed westward ho and the pack scampered down the trail into the forest.

The Run

The run took the pack zigzagging through the forest and out on to the street leading up to the temple.  However, the trail aimed downwards and then into the housing district above Yonsei U.  The pack soon found themselves passing through the north gate of Yonsei and after a check, going out the west gate.

From there it was up over the pedestrian overpass and into Ewha WOMAN's University - except the guard turned them around.  About this time Plug and Play and Blank Space joined the group with the latter shoe phoning the GM to ask advise of how to proceed.  After the GM replying with a string of profanity he got his wits together to suggest that they head north.  Which they did and in so doing found another entrance into Ewha WOMAN's University.  From there they found the trail that took them up the a covered trail and out on to some OnUp serious asphalt road work.

At the first rise, another check was found that let them further up the asphalt road towards and past the dormitory and further on up towards the general direction of the north gate of campus.  At the last minute, the trail took a sudden right and then a left over a decrepit concrete bridge and into a junk yard/ carpenter's yard / nursery.  Passing through all of that, the trail hit a cyclone fence.

Along the cyclone fence ran an animal trail and the hare had laid a trail along that and on up the hillside until intersecting with human paths.  The trail eventually took a left swing to follow the ridgeline above Seodaemun prison.  From this vantage point the pack spotted below a blue shirt belonging to Plug and Play who had just completed a Superman dive at minus 1/8" from ground level on his belly down the slope.  

As the trail came across a saddle it dropped down to the right only to end up in a falsie. Recovering their tracks, the pack found themselves climbing up to Bongsudae Peak where they caught their wind and soon stumbled in the now near dark on to the A/D Split.

Only OB1 (and later Plug and Play) were in possession of a half a mind to head down the D Trail.  The rest, with less than half a mind each (proving once again, half a minds are always multipliers and never additives) being indestructible 20- somethings, headed down the opposite slope, eventually on to lesser trails, and ultimately on to no trails with only chalked marked trees now in near total darkness guiding the way.  Youngdumhos led the way and almost stepped into a void at the top of the sluice before recognizing they were to go around it.  

Eventually the pack found itself down out of the forest and on to a major trail that took back up and over the hump where the D Trail reconvened.  From the A/D Trail reunion point it was along a broad trail, past an exercise yard and then dropping down to small covered pavilion and out on to the second falsie.

Again retracing their steps, the pack found True Trail taking them down a path in a young orchard and out on to a dirt road.  The road then quickly led them to the top of the temple grounds and after passing through the temple it was a quick jaunt down through the village and OnIn back to the Circle site.

Runners were greeted with sandwiches provided by Blank Space - and naturally there was both soft drinks and BEER on hand for all.

The Circle

Absent a horn - Hash, organic or automotive, the Hash Bendiction was delivered by past GM Plug and Play.  

The GM brought himself up as the run hare and welcomed all pleasant comments about that swell, moon-lit (had there been a moon) trail.  Most comments were anecidotes reflected in the above run description.

Working through The Categories with the able assistance of the Virtual Blank Space (a redundancy in concept) was short work since the only person who qualified was a visitor on TDY from Hawaii who had found us via our web sit.

All had a chance to tell a joke - some were of which were even funny.  With mosquitoes now in full attack mode, Plug and Play was asked after his own zen-ing the course if he still knew where he wanted to go.  As a matter of fact he did - and it was Way Down South. 

The OnOn
The OnOn was the Blue Frog moving on the Lamplight.  The latter featured Russian go-go dancers in bikinis huffing around stage swinging off of a pole.  HOWEVER, every hour there was an incredible Mongol stripper that motivated our table to chant: "Or-i-ental or We Go! Or-i-ental or We Go!" - to no effect.  So we went.

 

At Intersection Where Run 1689 A/D Trails Reunite

Diagnosis of speech impediment confirmed...

                     Finger food, anyone?

2 Weeks Ago: 1688 DODIC's Recruitment Run

 

 

On On On

Hare Raiser:

DAY

START

RUN

DATE

HARE

LOCATION

Wednesday

18:30

1690 20-Aug-03

OB1

Namtaeryong

HARE’s goal is to get your Site Directions to the HONSEC two (2) weeks ahead of time.  This will allow the HONSEC to provide the directions at the FIRE the week before you set your devious trail.  If you cannot hare on your assigned date, it is YOUR responsibility to find a substitute and to inform the HONSEC.


For the sake of everyone, please read this before the next time you hare:
"So You Want to Be a Hare" Pointers & Traditions

Assigned Run Responsibilities & Other Events:

OB1 20-Aug
Jockstrap 27-Aug

JM DODIC 1- Nov 1700th Run
Farty Breath 8-Nov
Marco Smegma 29-Nov

 Prior Weeks' Trash:
Run 1687: Jolly's Gourmet Run
Run 1686: Rover's Live Hare Run
Run 1685: Twin Cheeks' Twin Birthdays Run
Run 1684: Farty Breath's Thanksgiving for Independence Run
Run 1683: ShiTonya's and Ammo's Piss Off at Gichajon
Run 1682: Ultimate OnIn +33 Years w/ Kimchi Marine
Run 1681: OnBack to Duck Soup
Run 1680: 31 Years Old - and Wet!
Run 1679: Rover's Naksan Romp
Run 1678: ShiTonya's Shortcut

  Run 1677: HATROK behind the Seoul Arts Center
Run 1676: Turnover at Ground Zero Run
Run 1675: Worm's Wet Dream Run
Run 1674: Ammo's 2 Rounds Down Run

Run 1673: Shillae's Olympic Run
Run 1672: 4W (Wrong Way Which Way) Run

Run 1671: Farty Breath's Cheery Cherry Bosoms
Run 1670: Ammo's Bloomin' Heights
Run 1669: Shocking Architecture & Awesome Scenery
 Run 1668: JollyBali Wooded Adventure
Run 1665: Slopes and Suds about Namsan
 Run 1664: Mud, Sweat & Beers at Susaek
Run 1663: Blank Space's Yongsan Tour
Run 1662: Rover & Worm's Dog Rib Moon
Run 1661: Farty Breath's B-Day +1
Run 1660: Ammo's Revenge
Run 1658: Three Stogies to the Wind
Run 1657: Orange Anthrax Wonderland
Run 1656: Hares in the Snow

Run 1654: Faceplant's Return to Farewell
Run 1653: Rawhide's Farewell Run
Run 1652: Gwacheon
Run 1651: Yuseondo

Run 1650: Way Up North Nth Run
Run 1649: North of Isle of Death

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