Wingee Jollygreenknob

Booty from Maui for the GM

New Hash Flash BaliHite

Last Week’s Notes:

Before the RUN

We arrived on the opposite side of the lake than Bull Dog’s place.  Much to our surprise we found a lovely little lay by to park illegally as usual in Korea.  BaliHite and CASper were there to greet us.  Twin Cheeks, ShiTonya, and OB1 showed up and as usual we all waited for that most important person the GM LeperCon who arrived with STBN Alex.  Hare Bali had set his Virgin solo run.   

The Run

The run started along the lake until we ran up a hill to surprise two lovers (yes, they were of the opposite sex, WHAM).  The trail then took a turn for the worse as we carefully fell down a very steep, rocky embankment filled with vines and shiggy. 

We then ran under a high way bridge until our gymnastic skills were put to the test by the Hare Bali Hite.   Bali tried to see how high of a fence we old men could climb so he gave us many fences to attempt.  After our gymnastics trial we ran along the highway bothering motorists at every chance we could - payback for all of the bad drivers.

We then turned right and ran up, up, and up.  The trail markings changed because the Hare was running low on chalk (imagine that).  Finally the trail ended at a dead end.  Where was the trail?  We found false trail markers realized that the hare had gotten lost.  We back checked and found where the hare had turned around.  We then ran down to a nice, fragrant cattle farm conveniently located next to the restaurant.  The smell reminded us of Farty Breath’s trails.  

After running along we spotted home and created our own D trail.  The other hashers foolishly followed trail and started to run all the way around the lake.  Our senor hashers used their big head instead of the little one and caught a cab back to the fire.  Our only marine on trail, OB1, used his little head and ran all the way around the lake with TwinCheeks in close pursuit. 

The Circle

We dined on chicken and kimpap which were both tasty - and Mexican halaal.  After a very long debate on where to have the fire (how many hashers does it take to light a fire?) the fire was finally lit and beers were drunk.  We had two newly paid up hashers CASper and STBN Alex.   CASper told a joke about how children are named after their parent’s obsessions. 

STBN Alex told a sad story about how he almost had a double bubble (two Korean women in bed) but because he does not have his own place he missed out (sniff, sniff).  We have a visitor Mr. Kim who sang a sad love song about girls and Buddha.  Twin Cheeks was a returnee and brought a hat from Maui and told a disgusting joke which I cannot repeat.  ShiTonya informed us that Kimchi Marine will be back next week and ShiTonya started giving away hash stuff including to Jollygreenknob a wonderful shirt about being addicted to Crack (which he is).  LeperCon gave us a senor joke and OB1 gave us history about chestnut trees and how they drive widowed women crazy in June when they reek of pollen.  (I think we should test that and plant some chestnut trees and women in this country.)

  After that CASpershowed us the Way Down South and on to Itaewon.

 Jollygreenknob, Hon Sec

CASper trying to remember where 
he wants to go about that time of the evening