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Scotland the Brazen	Truth in Begging
From the pilfered files of EM ShiTonya: Man bares all to fend off woman creditor August 12, 1985 KUMI (Yonhap) - A 45-year-old woman yesterday filed a complaint with the police seeking the punishment of a neighborhood man who she claimed would stay nude in his home in a deliberate attempt to default on some 2 million won in debts he owed her. "I would prefer to see him punished rather than have my money paid back," Mrs. Kim Nam-sun told police. She said she loaned 2 million won to the man, identified only as Park, last September when they signed a contract that would pay her 0.02 percent monthly interest on the principal. However, she said Park breached the contract by failing to pay her the interest as well as the principle since early this year. She said Park would strip and stay nude in his home to keep her from visiting his house to have her money returned.

31 Years Later It's Still Way Down South! (photo by BaliHite)

Last Week's Run: 1680 31 Years Old - and Wet!

Hare EM ShiTonya

Last Week’s Notes:

Before the RUN

As I arrived at the Ground Zero I was greeted by raindrops keep falling on my head. I parked legally (which is illegal in American) and dropped off our beverage of choice BEER!!! We then moved from Ground Zero up to a pavilion located over the fence. After the usual briefing the Hare ShiTonya was kind enough to give us hints as to where the trail would lie considering the rain had probably washed it all away. He also gave us the great news that there would be a Guinness stop on Trail!!! After a blow of the horn us dry souls decided to get wet and ran out for the run/Guinness.

The Run

We ran along the ring road and then down to triangle park. From there we ran past Itaewon down to Gate 52 of Yongsan. From there we ran up to the Banpo Bridge and then left into a Catacomb of smelly little streets. At this point Ammo and I (the only ones following trail) found ourselves very alone in the rain. We also found trail after the power station. From there we followed trail almost up to the Mosque.

At that point we ran into the Lady Luck and found OB1 foolishly watching the Korean soccer game. He was yelling at the TV hoping that they would hear him in Japan so that he could cheer them onto winning. Guess what, they did not win. After a lovely cold Guinness Ammo and I ran down to ShiTonya’s other office, The Three Alley Pub.

From that happy point we ran up, up, and up to the top, past the Hyatt and sprinted down the road to the pavilion just past ground zero. There we found a few hashers who did not run (arrived late or just did not like Singing in the Rain). All in all there were a wet OB1, Ammo, Jollygreenknob, Jockstrap, LeperCon and a dry ROVER, Balihite, and Nightcrawler. The grease of the evening was another lovely selection of light meat, dark and in between. After making ourselves some Dagwood sandwiches we circled up.

The Circle

ShiTonya defended his trail by commenting on the weather. ShiTonya apparently forgot it was his job as EM to provide good weather. OB1 was pronounced the wingee. OB1 lowered the bar by telling a joke (was not really a joke) about how one of his nieces wanted his touch at an apt. but when he went there she was not home. After thinking "oh what a terrible one, tell us another one just like the other one, tell us another one do".

Jockstrap was called up for being a returner. He commented on how ShiTonya was the Mayor of Itaewon and had some appropriate quotes by that shining star of the murder capital of America University, Mayor Marion Barry!!! My favorite was "I was not in a strip club, it was an erotic club". He gave the GM Lepercon a shirt and Bobbie pen.

Nightcrawler was then called up as a returnee and he told a joke about "if you’re going to smoke on a plane then please step outside". BaliHite then raised the bar by having some great condom poetry.

Ammo was splashed with an old men train joke. ROVER told a wonderful true story about how a Japanese fishing boat was capsized by a cow thrown out of a Russian cargo plane. Russia and Japan have never signed a peace agreement since the Second World War and it shows.

OB1 was then caught having phone sex and splashed for it twice. Nightcrawler ended the evening by showing us he remembered the Way Down South.

Wingee OB1

The Circle

We ended up at Kelly’s and due to feeling a little frisky we started trying to visit all of the Pubs which we had been thrown out of in the past two years. Before we knew it midnight was well past and a few hearty souls stayed in Itaewon while I stumbled home.

- Jollygreenknob, Hon Sec

JollyGreenKnob's Chili Dinner, June 6th, Embassy Club:

On On On

EM ShiTonya's Farewell Barbecue - Lady Luck Club Patio
Saturday, June 14th

Hare Raiser:

DAY	START	RUN	DATE	HARE	LOCATION
Wednesday	18:30	1681	18-June-03	BaliHite	Duck Soup Lake
HARE’s goal is to get your Site Directions to the HONSEC two (2) weeks ahead of time. This will allow the HONSEC to provide the directions at the FIRE the week before you set your devious trail. If you cannot hare on your assigned date, it is YOUR responsibility to find a substitute and to inform the HONSEC.

For the sake of everyone, please read this before you hare:
"So You Want to Be a Hare" Pointers & Traditions

Assigned Run Responsibilities & Other Events:

BaliHite 18-Jun

SHHH Anniversary Cocktail Party, Embassy Club, Yongsan South Post - Sat. 21-Jun, 18:00~21:00
- T-shirts and Photo/Video CDs to be given away

Blank Space 25-Jun

Farty Breath 9-Jul
Rover & TwinCheeks 16-Jul
LeperCon 23-Jul

Jolly Green Knob 30-Jul
DODIC 6-Aug*

Family Run, - Sat. ?? - Aug
OB1 13-Aug*
Jockstrap 20-Aug*
TBD 27-Aug*

* Subject to replacement/co-haring with
visiting Double Orange

JM DODIC 1- Nov 1700th Run
Farty Breath 8-Nov
Marco Smegma 29-Nov

This Week's Hymn: Miss Lee's Hoochie

Melody - Sweet Betsy from Pike

I went to Seoul City, and there met Miss Lee,
She said for a short time, oh come sleep with me.
We went to Lee's hoochie, a room with hot floors,
I left my shoes outside, and slid shut the door.

She took off her long johns, and rolled out the pad,
I gave her ten thousand, 'twas all that I had.
Her breath smelt of kimchee, her bosoms were flat,
No hair on her pussy, now how about that?

I asked to go pyunso, she led me outside,
I reached for Old Smokey, he crawled back inside.
I rushed to the medics, cried "What shall I do?"
The doc was dumbfounded, Old Smokey was blue.

Now when you're in Seoul City, on your next three-day pass,
Don't go to Lee's hoochie, sit flat on your ass.
Now your ass may get blistered, and Lee may tempt you,
But better the red ass, then Old Smokey be blue.

Prior Weeks' Trash:
Run 1679: Rover's Naksan Romp
Run 1678: ShiTonya's Shortcut
Run 1677: HATROK behind the Seoul Arts Center
Run 1676: Turnover at Ground Zero Run
Run 1675: Worm's Wet Dream Run
Run 1674: Ammo's 2 Rounds Down Run
Run 1673: Shillae's Olympic Run
Run 1672: 4W (Wrong Way Which Way) Run
Run 1671: Farty Breath's Cheery Cherry Bosoms
Run 1670: Ammo's Bloomin' Heights
Run 1669: Shocking Architecture & Awesome Scenery
Run 1668: JollyBali Wooded Adventure
Run 1665: Slopes and Suds about Namsan
Run 1664: Mud, Sweat & Beers at Susaek
Run 1663: Blank Space's Yongsan Tour
Run 1662: Rover & Worm's Dog Rib Moon
Run 1661: Farty Breath's B-Day +1
Run 1660: Ammo's Revenge
Run 1658: Three Stogies to the Wind
Run 1657: Orange Anthrax Wonderland
Run 1656: Hares in the Snow
Run 1654: Faceplant's Return to Farewell
Run 1653: Rawhide's Farewell Run
Run 1652: Gwacheon
Run 1651: Yuseondo
Run 1650: Way Up North N^th Run
Run 1649: North of Isle of Death

Pan Asia 2003 Hash - Suspended Due to SARS

For confirmation, contact Hardy Boy, Organising Chairman
03-2071 4307(Office)
612-238 1222 (24 Hours)
Fax 603-2693 4724

However, check this out!

Hi gang,

It is with great pleasure and excitement that I would like to inform all TDH3 friends that the combined hash clubs of Thailand, Burma, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam and China have jointly prepared and tendered the Interhash bid for 2006. The venue is Chiang Mai, northern Thailand and the pre and post rambles will be coordinated with these hash clubs in the Mekong region. The date is October 27-29, 2006 - the beginning of cool season in the North and before the peak tourist season.

To gain support from friends for the bid, we are sending out our Early Bird registration to those of you who believe that we can and will give you the Interhash you would immensely enjoy. Our bid is based on our combined experience as true blue hashers and our aim is to organize the best Interhash we can. We are not financially backed by the government or our tourist board so your support is most critical to our success. Wish us luck!

Please visit our web site www.chiangmai2006.com and let me know what you think. Advice, suggestions, feedback ,etc regarding the bid are most welcome.

OnOn to Chiang Mai in 2006

Imelda

Fine Print: Opinions expressed herein are strictly intended for stupid entertainment and if you are offended, unread what you have read and you will be ok. Diatribes contained herein are not the official policy of any organization, individual, or deity other than the Grand Master of the Hash! The Hon Sec is not responsible for actions or mistakes herein!