Last Week’s Notes:

Before the RUN

As I arrived at the University with Stud in my Mouth, and visiting hasher Major Lying Bastard we were unable to find any trail or hare so we calmly sat down at a little outdoor café and ordered our beverage of choice BEER!!!  As we sat and enjoyed the cool refreshing taste we spotted other brethren meandering aimlessly around seeking trail.  We even saw LeperCon and invited all to join us in the cool refreshing golden liquid. 

LeperCon was more interested in where the Hare Rover was?  I was not.  Why bother running when you already have the cold beer?  A very troubling question.  I was about to call the hare on cell phone when he magically appeared.  We walked down to a basket ball course complete with homeless people (reminded me of  Washington D.C.) and waited for Bali to arrive and  Seek and Suck to blow the horn.  After many futile attempts he finally passed wind and the pack was off.

The Run

We ran up past the Shilla and then lost trail.  It was found over a fence (old men can climb fences).  Down the hill to a rock concert the hare had arranged for us.  We ran past the rockers/rappers and down past steel spikes conveniently arranged for us to remove hair from our gonads.  We then came to the most vertically challenging part of the run and ran up up up up and then up to a part of the old wall that I have never seen before.  It was complete with a clean park and very few people considering you need oxygen at that altitude.  After a lovely loop around up and down the park we ran down down down to the sound of cracking knees.

At the bottom we encountered Dongdaemun subway, Dongdaemun gate, and then Dongdaemun stadium.  During this time many a Korean was bumped so they retaliated by running over Stud in My Mouth's toes with a motor scooter.  Such a lovely crunching sound that makes.  We then spotted the Shilla and sprinted home to the beer.  Guess what no hare was found and no beer.  He was out getting the food/beer.  After waiting and waiting Ammo went off to buy his own beer and the Hash Horn Seek and Suck came in from trail. 

Finally the beer arrives to cheers from the homeless people and the LRB as usual was LeperCon.

The Circle

With another passing of wind the horn sounded and the circle began.  After the benediction by Ammo, Rover received rave reviews by the pack for the wonderful vertically challenging trail.  Comments were something like “my nipples are chaffed.  My knees are creaking!!!” But all in all was a fantastic trail worth revisiting.  Stud in My Mouth was the Wingee and he retold the story about how the scooter liked his feet.  BaliHite was a returnee and brought SARS and a blue light special gift for the GM. 

DODIC was also a returnee and gave a skirt to the GM LeperCon and a towel to Ammo.  DODIC was announced to be the new Joint Master and he S&M Man to christen the moment.  Major Lying Bastard from the Sacramento hash sang a song about tasting dogs penises and showed that he had spend time in San Francisco by getting naked and mooning the pack.  STBN Alex told a joke about scooters and later said he would like to join the Seoul Hash House Harriers.  I hope he does join so that we can have more jokes at the fire.

Seek and Suck was splashed for telling a disgusting joke about eating a cyst.  The pack responded by complimenting Seek and Suck on doing a great job of blowing the horn and letting the pack know where they had been earlier in the run.  Ammo told one of his old favorite pun jokes about a vulture going on an airplane with two dead chickens.  The stewardess responded that the vulture was allowed only one carryon per passenger. Seek and Suck was then given a penalty splash for having phone sex while in the circle and leaving the circle without permission.  More free beer.