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Last Week's Run: 1678 ShiTonya's Shortcut Run

Hare ShiTonya

Booze Brothers Finale

Last Week’s Notes:

Before the RUN

After negotiating numerous turns and churns I arrived at the sign that said Fish HOLE in Korean. Aren’t all holes kind of fishy? When you go fishing wear your rubber socks!!! As I stood looking at the sign as usual I wondered how the hare expected me to read Korean. I waited there to guide in the rest of our brethren (since most of them do not read Korean either) and at 18:25 I drove back to the fishpond. The only fish I saw were old ajumas.

The hare ShiTanya was called up and he gave directions complete with visual aids ( San Francisco masturbation). We were told that after going through a HOLE in the fence 3 weeks ago when reconnoitering the run that today when setting the run the hare found a new fence, no HOLE in the fence. ShiTanya promised a good short run. Since DODIC was still at work we were allowed to tell short jokes. The trail was one.

The Run

After a blow of the car horn we were off. We started up the hill past the ajumas washing in the spring water. We ran up the road and right into the woods. Up and Up a trail until we found our first falsie. We then ran along the fence yelling on on until we frightened a bunch of golfers. We went up until we ran into the new fence. The fence was put there to stop forest fires but really I think the put the fence up after they saw ShiTanya passing (water) through the fence the week before. After going down through the beautiful shiggy forest we ran through a very fragrant restaurant. Out of the restaurant and down a road until we ran out of trail. Low and behold what did we see? ShiTanya running up to mark the on in.

FartyBreath and Daughter Quarter Pounder

The Circle

After making Dagwood sandwiches we lit the fire (an off candle which was very appropriate considering the size of the bugs) and blew the horn again. ShiTanya gave the benedicktion and LeperCon called him up so we could comment on his trail. The entire pack mentioned about how SHORT the trail. Taint Tickler was the wingee. He told a very visual story about setting a new record for naked Japanese girls in Japan. I think more research should be done on this and where are the pictures? WHAM was then called up and he shared a story about his weekend, an MP in a pinstriped suit (I did not know that MPs had that much class), a foaming beer bottle, a fight, and a tongue down the MPs throat. Sounds like an Indian movie plot to me. Perhaps WHAM could write this down and publish it for Hollywood.

KFC told a story about Fat Bastard who was on trail for 5 hours this past weekend with a girl but turned down a par three shagging on trail because he was out of beer. We all understand that. A person could die of thirst out on trial. Fat Bastard was called up and he added color to the story that KFC had shared. Former GM Plug and Play came up and gave us a penguin joke (old jokes never die, they just smell that way). Capt. Marvel shared the news that Rawhide is bored. If he is bored he could always come back to Korea and become a taxi or bus driver. They live a life of excitement and danger.

LeperCon told a joke about drunken lads and offered photographic proof that Lee Harvey Oswald rocked; OB1 shared a news article about all nude café. You pay 300,000 won and can get naked with the opposite sex but you must wear a mask? Why wear the mask when you can see their pussycat. Conversations in these situations go like “Do you want to pet my pussy? I will if you move your cat!!!).

Taint Tickler then came up to cries of "I like Kitoys" and I will suck a penis to get a pussy. I am still trying to figure out the logic of that statement but I run out of blackboard space for my proofs on that one. He then asked permission to piss off. We were then treated to the best part of the evening when Capt. Marvel and ShiTanya reformed the Seoul Brothers/Booze Brothers and treated us to one of the best songs I have ever heard about “I wanted to hold her but she would not let me kiss her butt”. After that beauty Capt. Marvel asked permission to piss off and showed us the Way Down South.

The OnOn

We ended up at Three Alley Pub where Gunter greeted us with cold beer. We waited for our younger brethren to return from the showers (boy did they need them boy) and ran into Shoulders, ROBO, and Jockstrap. It is a testament to Three Alley Pub that so many hashers can be found there instead of on trail. Later BaliHite showed up wondering why we were not in bars with more women. It is because of the beer we replied, most bars with lots of Korean girls do not have good beer.

In front of the OnIn and Fire Site

On On On

Hare Raiser:

DAY	START	RUN	DATE	HARE	LOCATION
Wednesday	18:30	1678	04-June-03	Rover*	Dongguk Univ. Exit 6
HARE’s goal is to get your Site Directions to the HONSEC two (2) weeks ahead of time. This will allow the HONSEC to provide the directions at the FIRE the week before you set your devious trail. If you cannot hare on your assigned date, it is YOUR responsibility to find a substitute and to inform the HONSEC.

For the sake of everyone, please read this before you hare:
"So You Want to Be a Hare" Pointers & Traditions

* Rover's cell phone number is 011-9056-0647

Assigned Run Responsibilities & Other Events:

Jollygreenknob's ShiTanya & Ammo Farewell Chili Evening, US Embassy Club, Yongsan South Post 6-Jun (contact jollygreenknob@yahoo.com if you require assistance getting on base.)

ShiTonya 11-Jun - Seoul Hash Anniversary Run

ShiTanya's Final Barbecue, Lady Luck Club Patio, Itaewon - Sat. 21-Jun

SHHH Anniversary Cocktail Party, Yongsan US 8th Army Base - Sat. 21-Jun

BaliHite 18-Jun
Blank Space 25-Jun

SHHH Anniversary Cocktail Party, Yongsan US 8th Army Base - Sat. 21-Jun
Farty Breath 9-Jul
Clone (Rover & TwinCheeks as backup) 16-Jul
Rover 23-Jul

Jolly Green Knob 30-Jul
DODIC 6-Aug*

Family Run, - Sat. ?? - Aug
OB1 13-Aug*
Jockstrap 20-Aug*
LeperCon 27-Aug*

* Subject to replacement/co-haring with
visiting Double Orange

JM DODIC 1- Nov 1700th Run
Farty Breath 8-Nov
Marco Smegma 29-Nov

This Week's Hymn: Miss Lee's Hoochie

Melody - Sweet Betsy from Pike

I went to Seoul City, and there met Miss Lee,
She said for a short time, oh come sleep with me.
We went to Lee's hoochie, a room with hot floors,
I left my shoes outside, and slid shut the door.

She took off her long johns, and rolled out the pad,
I gave her ten thousand, 'twas all that I had.
Her breath smelt of kimchee, her bosoms were flat,
No hair on her pussy, now how about that?

I asked to go pyunso, she led me outside,
I reached for Old Smokey, he crawled back inside.
I rushed to the medics, cried "What shall I do?"
The doc was dumbfounded, Old Smokey was blue.

Now when you're in Seoul City, on your next three-day pass,
Don't go to Lee's hoochie, sit flat on your ass.
Now your ass may get blistered, and Lee may tempt you,
But better the red ass, then Old Smokey be blue.

Prior Weeks' Trash:
Run 1677: HATROK behind the Seoul Arts Center
Run 1676: Turnover at Ground Zero Run
Run 1675: Worm's Wet Dream Run
Run 1674: Ammo's 2 Rounds Down Run
Run 1673: Shillae's Olympic Run
Run 1672: 4W (Wrong Way Which Way) Run
Run 1671: Farty Breath's Cheery Cherry Bosoms
Run 1670: Ammo's Bloomin' Heights
Run 1669: Shocking Architecture & Awesome Scenery
Run 1668: JollyBali Wooded Adventure
Run 1665: Slopes and Suds about Namsan
Run 1664: Mud, Sweat & Beers at Susaek
Run 1663: Blank Space's Yongsan Tour
Run 1662: Rover & Worm's Dog Rib Moon
Run 1661: Farty Breath's B-Day +1
Run 1660: Ammo's Revenge
Run 1658: Three Stogies to the Wind
Run 1657: Orange Anthrax Wonderland
Run 1656: Hares in the Snow
Run 1654: Faceplant's Return to Farewell
Run 1653: Rawhide's Farewell Run
Run 1652: Gwacheon
Run 1651: Yuseondo
Run 1650: Way Up North N^th Run
Run 1649: North of Isle of Death

Pan Asia 2003 Hash - Suspended Due to SARS

For confirmation, contact Hardy Boy, Organising Chairman
03-2071 4307(Office)
612-238 1222 (24 Hours)
Fax 603-2693 4724

However, check this out!

Hi gang,

It is with great pleasure and excitement that I would like to inform all TDH3 friends that the combined hash clubs of Thailand, Burma,Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam and China have jointly prepared and tendered the Interhash bid for 2006. The venue is Chiang Mai, northern Thailand and the pre and post rambles will be co-ordinated with these hash clubs in the Mekong region. The date is October 27-29, 2006 - the beginning of cool season in the North and before the peak tourist season.

To gain support from friends for the bid, we are sending out our Early Bird registration to those of you who believe that we can and will give you the Interhash you would immensely enjoy. Our bid is based on our combined experience as true blue hashers and our aim is to organize the best Interhash we can. We are not financially backed by the government or our tourist board so your support is most critical to our success. Wish us luck!

Please visit our web site www.chiangmai2006.com and let me know what you think. Advice, suggestions, feedback ,etc regarding the bid are most welcome.

OnOn to Chiang Mai in 2006

Imelda

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