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Innovative True Trail Marking

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Jockstrap joins us at 3 Alleys Pub

Last Week’s Notes:

When I arrived at the Seoul Arts Center I was welcomed by Seoul Hashers, Kimchi Hashers, and virgin Hashers with open arms.  The reason was is that I was the first hashers to show up with beer!!!  I may bring beer every run just so everyone would be happy to see me!!!  The run directions were given by the Hare FukADuk, fittingly presented by the duck pond.  A new bride (virgin?) enjoyed our splashing of the Duk and Capt. Marvel, the wingee, and perhaps took a picture of us.  The hare told us that the trail was short, flat, shiggy free, and would take 55 minutes.  That bit of information was as misleading as a car warrantee. 

The Run

With a blow of the Hash Horn by Ammo we were off.  Down we ran to the song of “I wish I was and Airborne Ranger.  I want a life of excitement and danger.  Airborne, Ranger.”  Thanks to gravity Jollygreenknob was ahead of the pack till the bottom of the hill.  We then ran into two checks and let the young studs run into the woods.  After running up, and up, and up we came to another check.  This time the check went left and down to the construction site/school.   A check at this point was found.  True trail led straight through the school parking lot with the guard there attempting to stop the pack (the bravado) but finally just waving to us and asking us to be quiet.  Quiet Hashers, I do not know of any quiet Hashers.

The trail then led up a dirt road between tennis courts to another check by a pagoda where a family was serenely eating their dinner.  Naturally we ran right through there spot and up the hill again to the fence.  At this point we lost trail.  Some brave hashers jumped the fence and ran up to the top of the stairway to heaven.  Others turned back and found that FukADuk and put a nasty false trail marker facing opposite of the runners right by the pagoda.  Such a mean hare he was.

Now that true trail was found we ran back down to the school parking lots, out to the road and into the gardens.  At this point we ran into the hare who guided us in?  Why was he being so nice, did he think the young hashers could not find his trail or did he think the old hashers were unable to see the trail due to their failing eye sight?  In any case we ran down the garden and back up the road to the duck pond.

After selling many tee-shirts and downing a few hotdogs (thank you, Plug ‘n’ Play, for the smoked meat) we were visited by local busy bodies/guards.  They did not appreciate our smoking meat.  Fortunately WHAM told the guards that we will leave soon and that he thought the guards were cute.  As usual a well placed complimentary comment (cheaper then a bribe) succeeded in ridding us of the unwanted guards.

The Circle

Ammo again blew his horn (for the last time?) and the ceremony began.  LeperCon thanked all of the Kimchi hashers for coming to the run and also thanked Rover for bringing more beer!!!  The hare FukADuk was chastised for setting a 20 minute versus 55 minute run and was spashed.  He then pointed out who the wingy was and it was one of the young studs Lucky Bitch.  After splashing him we went through the categories.  Rover came up as a returnee and gave out some shirts.  Duk was called up again for being a returner.  He was then called up for being a newly paid up Seoul Hasher.  It looked like Duk would hog all the beer but then we changed gears to all of the visitors.  Pipe Cleaner, CK1, WHAM, On Golden Pond, Cherry Ho, Taxi Ho, Lucky Bitch, STBN Alex, Nothing But Bones, Fat Bastard to name a few all came up and entertained the pack.  Jokes, and songs were sung and many beers were drunk.

  After the visitors LeperCon introduced the new Hash Horn (a head-hunter) who was baptized as Seek ‘n’ Suck, Hash Cash Blank Space, and Procure Hare OB1 for the next year.  After ShiTanya again demonstrating how to sing a dirty ditty (Itaewon pop) Ammo was asked which way he wanted to go.  We then had a photo op for our security profiles and went to the On On On at Three Alley Pub.

Three Alley Pub turned into a wonderful on after with many songs sung, beautiful women showing up (including LBFMs), and many a beer drunk.  It was a great idea to reserve tables for us so thanks to the GM LeperCon for arranging that with Gunter.  All in all this hash was the kind of hash I wish we could have every day.  Then we would be in heaven on earth.

Finally crowned with a Cummitte hat!

Newly baptized and our new Hash Horn!

STBN Alex from Australia

Fat Bastard and his GM clone

Seek 'n' Suck gets it right this time in

pointing us Way Down South!

Taxi Ho's favorite meets up at 3 Alleys