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“Only Half A Mind”		 The goals of the Seoul HASH House Harriers are to promote camaraderie, physical fitness, and the consumption of our beverage of choice BEER. The material contained within is intended for the entertainment only and does not represent the opinion of any person or organization associated with the SHHH. It is provided for Humor Only – On On!

SHHH

A New Cummittee With The Same Good Taste As Always

 

Sunset from the top of Namsan among the ancient smoke & fire signal platforms 

Last Week's Run: 1676 Turnover at Ground Zero Run




 

Last Week’s Notes:

After arriving at the Hyatt and finding no one and no trail markings I used my trusty Motorola Cell Phone to call the hare.  They were at Ground Zero, hiding from the threat of rain, poofters.  I went ahead and parked illegally as usual and ran up to Ground Zero.  

As is usual fashion I took a pee to mark the spot and then greeted my hash brothers.  I was happy to see a large crowd of swinging dicks gathered around many cases of beer.  I added another case of Guinness to the lot and waited for the run instructions. 

The Hare Plug and Play gave complete instructions stating that there were secrets, anthrax and chalk on the run but because he is not well endowed (with chalk) he made his arrows only half as large as usual.  These instructions were especially useful to our two visiting hashers Sexpistol and Old Sock.  The hare explained that you should kick out the circles (mark them) which as usual no one did.

The Trail

Ammo blew the Hash Horn and the Pack was off.  We went up (as usual) an animal trail and under the fence (our pack is too old to go over).  We made our way through thorns and thorns and more thorns (blood on trail for Ibo Ibo).  I began to feel I was back in Africa.  You know Africa is a Dark Continent and half explored just like a female African virgin.  We got up to the road and at this point everyone had to go over the fence (no way under).  Sex Pistols showed us why he used to dance in a Paris revue as a cancan dancer when he got one foot caught on the top of the fence when he went over it.  It is great to see a man so flexible.

We ran down the road and surprise surprise right back up the mountain on the back side.  After reaching the cable car and trying to pick up Philippinas, we ran down to the ring road and back to the OnIn where Plug and Play was busy cooking for us.  Hot Dogs and Hamburgers were on the menu with Ho Ho (who’s a Ho?) for desert.  After greeting the biting insects Ammo blew his horn and the Circle commenced.

The Circle

EM Astin Martin led us in the Hash Benediction.  After the usual comments of the trail by our visitors (all Seoul hashers do is run up and down mountains) the Hare read us poetry about space exploration. 

Capt. Marvel was the Wingee; he shared a great joke about pumpkins and young men.  We had many visitors to splash (though Old Sock left early using that four-letter word, “work,” as an excuse).  

We also had Returnees: Jollygreenknob who cleaned out his closet following his trip to Africa and Rover who also gave garments to the GM.

We had many great jokes from Ibo Ibo and Lucky Bitch. Bali was called up and he told a great blond joke that was better that Ammo’s joke.  OB1 gave us a true story and  Jollygreenknob sang a song and told a bald joke.  STBN Jim (my twin) told a penguin joke, which was old but appreciated.

We then got onto the Official part of the evening by saying a fond farewell to the old GM (he said, “I quit”) and thanking him for guiding us through the last year.  He was very kind by cooking for us, haring for us, and splashing us with Guinness.  We then unveiled the new GM to the world to be our own LerperCon.  LeperCon gave a great speech on having a cream, er, dream that ended with a proclamation of "Beer at last, beer at last!  God Almighty, beer at last!"  (thank you, Martin Luther King, Jr.) and he informed us of the new Cummittee so far.  (Other positions will be officially disclosed at the next two runs.)

 


Ground Zero

Jollygreenknob is the Hon Sec (and backup Hash Hooch), OB1 is the Procure Hare, Rover is the Hash Hooch and (backup Hon Sec/Hash Flash).  BaliHite’s car springs can breathe a sigh of relief now.  We sang Hale to the GM and gave him a good splashing.  Later with Plug and Play pointing the direction, we went Way Down South to Itaewon.

The OnOn was supposed to be at Three Alleys Pub but I got sidetracked at Kelly’s.  What can I say, I like big breasted Korean Girls.  After that LeperCon went on to Three Alleys, I think.  I showed up at MMT after 11:00 and well represented the Hash and spent too much money/time there as usual.  

Next week's run is the first run of the annual HATROK (hashing around the Republic of Korea) and promises to be a good trail (set by ShiTanya and FukADuk) with excellent food.  Everyone should come to show the younger hashers that the Seoul Hash House Harriers are a lot of fun.  See you there.

- New Hon Sec, Jollygreenknob

On On On

Hare Raiser:

DAY

START

RUN

DATE

HARE

LOCATION

Wednesday

18:00

 1677 21-May-03

FukADuk

Gupabal

HARE’s goal is to get your Site Directions to the HONSEC two (2) weeks ahead of time.  This will allow the HONSEC to provide the directions at the FIRE the week before you set your devious trail.  If you cannot hare on your assigned date, it is YOUR responsibility to find a substitute and to inform the HONSEC.

For the sake of everyone, please read this before you hare:
"So You Want to Be a Hare" Pointers & Traditions

Assigned Run Responsibilities:

Change Over to Summer Season!!

TBD 28-May

Twin Cheeks 4-Jun
ShiTonya 11-Jun - Seoul Hash Anniversary Run
SHHH Anniversary Cocktail Party - Sat. 14-Jun
 BaliHite  18-Jun
Blank Space 25-Jun

Ammo's Farewell Run! 2-Jul
Farty Breath 9-Jul
Clone 16-Jul
Bend Over Rover 23-Jul

Jolly Green Knob 30-Jul
DODIC 6-Aug*
OB1 13-Aug*
NightCrawler 20-Aug*
LeperCon 27-Aug*

* Subject to replacement/co-haring with
   visiting Double Orange

JM DODIC 1- Nov 1700th Run
Farty Breath 8-Nov
Marco Smegma 29-Nov

 This Week's Hymn: Friggin' in the Riggin'

'Twas on the good ship Vedus
My god, you shoulda seen us!
The figure head
Was a nude in bed
Suckin' on a red hot penis!

Chorus: 
Friggin' in the Riggin!
Friggin' in the Riggin!'
Friggin' in the Riggin!!
There was fuck all else to do!! 

'Twas back in `69, 
We left the Black Ball Line,
The crew did cry as we went by,
For we'd left our mates behind

The first mate's name was Morgan, 
By gosh, he was a gorgon, 
From half past eight he played till late, 
Upon the captain's organ 

The captain's wife was Charlotte, 
Born and bred a harlot, 
Her thighs at night were lily white, 
By morning they were scarlet.

 The ship's dog's name was Rover, 
We turned that poor thing over,
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Teneriff to Dover. 

And when we reached our station,
Through skillful navigation, 
The ship got sunk, in a wave of spunk,
From too much fornication. 

'Twas back in `63,
When the captain he went to sea,
Born of a whore, was cast ashore,
A son of the beach was he. 

A cook whose name was Davey, 
Was cashiered from the Navy, 
He dipped the bread inside the head, 
And served it up as gravy. 

The bosun's mate was Andy 
A Portsmouth man and randy, 
He used to cool his favorite tool
In a glass of the skipper's brandy. 

The cabin boy was Chipper,
A nasty little nipper.
He lined his ass with broken glass
And circumsised the skipper. 

The Captains' name was Slugger!
Oh, he was a dirty bugger!
He wasn't fit, To shovel shit,
Or any bugger's Lugger!! 

The First Mate's name was Paul
And he only had one ball!
But with that knacker, He rolled tabacca
Around the cabin wall!

The Second Mate's name was Andy
His balls were long and dandy!
They filled his arse with molten brass
For pissin' in the Brandy! 

The Third Mate's name was Morgan
He was a grisly gorgan!
Three times a day he strummed away
Upon his sexual organ! 

Arr, the Captains' wife was Mabel
And whenever she was able
She'd give the crew their daily screw
Upon the mess room table 

The Captain's randy daughter
Was swimmin' in the water
Delighted squeals came as the eels
Entered her sexual quarter! 

There was this girl from Spain,
Who used to like it now and again
Not now and again - but now, and again,
And again, and again and again!!! 

 Prior Weeks' Trash:
Run 1675: Worm's Wet Dream Run
Run 1674: Ammo's 2 Rounds Down Run
Run 1673: Shillae's Olympic Run
Run 1672: 4W (Wrong Way Which Way) Run
Run 1671: Farty Breath's Cheery Cherry Bosoms
Run 1670: Ammo's Bloomin' Heights
Run 1669: Shocking Architecture & Awesome Scenery
 Run 1668: JollyBali Wooded Adventure
Run 1665: Slopes and Suds about Namsan
 Run 1664: Mud, Sweat & Beers at Susaek
 Run 1663: Blank Space's Yongsan Tour
Run 1662: Rover & Worm's Dog Rib Moon
Run 1661: Farty Breath's B-Day +1
Run 1660: Ammo's Revenge
 Run 1658: Three Stogies to the Wind
Run 1657: Orange Anthrax Wonderland
Run 1656: Hares in the Snow
Run 1654: Faceplant's Return to Farewell
Run 1653: Rawhide's Farewell Run
 Run 1652: Gwacheon
Run 1651: Yuseondo
Run 1650: Way Up North Nth Run
Run 1649: North of Isle of Death

Pan Asia 2003 Hash - Suspended Due to SARS

For confirmation, contact Hardy Boy, Organising Chairman
03-2071 4307(Office)
612-238 1222 (24 Hours)
Fax 603-2693 4724

However, check this out!

Hi gang,
 
It is with great pleasure and excitement  that I would like to inform all TDH3 friends that the combined hash clubs of Thailand, Burma,Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam and China have jointly prepared and tendered the Interhash bid for 2006.  The venue is Chiang Mai, northern Thailand and the pre and post rambles will be co-ordinated with these hash clubs in the Mekong region.  The date is October 27-29, 2006 - the beginning of cool season in the North and before the peak tourist season.
 
To gain support from friends for the bid, we are sending out our Early Bird registration to those of you who believe that we can and will give you the Interhash you would immensely enjoy.  Our bid is based on our combined experience as true blue hashers and our aim is to organize the best Interhash we can.  We are not financially backed by the government or our tourist board so your support is most critical to our success.  Wish us luck!
 
Please visit our web site www.chiangmai2006.com and let me know what you think.  Advice, suggestions, feedback ,etc regarding the bid are most welcome.
 
On on to Chiang Mai in 2006
 
Imelda

Fine Print: Opinions expressed herein are strictly intended for stupid entertainment and if you are offended, unread what you have read and you will be ok.  Diatribes contained herein are not the official policy of any organization, individual, or deity other than the Grand Master of the Hash!  The Hon Sec is not responsible for actions or mistakes herein!