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In case you were curious....

ShiTony and LeperCon - separated at birth?? Yet another Seoul Hash mystery...

Co-Hare BaliHite

Hash Horn Ammo with ShiTonya

"On Home(?)" On In

Last Week’s Notes:

As we approached the Naksungdae run site, we were yet amazed by all the construction around us.  Yet the garbage site itself remain unchanged with same traditional mounds of trash and exotic smells welcoming us back proving that somethings refuse to change.

Welcoming us were co-hares Jolly Green Knob and BaliHite.  Arrivals included Ammo, JockStrap, TwinCheeks, GM Plug and Play, EM ShiTonya, Nightcrawler, Blank Space, and long lost Animal.

The GM called the circle and two-time Wingee Nightcrawler was called up for a double splashing.  Then the co-hares game up for a splashing while offering minimal trail information.  So with that, it was off on the OnOut.

The Trail

Heading west and up hill from the site, we encountered our first check and then our first falsie which dead ended only 30 yards from an eventual intersection of the True Trail that ran the ridge above it.  

The True Trail tooks us along the ridge and then down through an open fish market and out into an urban area with multiple checks.  While the chalked trail marks were plentiful, the civilians were unusually numerous and helpful in pointing the true way for the slower hashers.

After running a couple of city blocks, the trail took to the right and up on to a steep hill that eventually took us back into a forested area with yet more checks plus one of the longest falsies - not counting <____>'s runs.  

It was then down on to a gravel road to a check and an A/D split offering Ammo, Animal and Nightcrawler a chance to scramble up and down a ridge to join the D trailers.  A good way out we came to an interesting "On Home" marking on the sidewalk followed by another "X" as an after thought to suggest maybe on "On In" notation could have been a bit premature.  Regardless, following their noses, all hounds found their way back to their aromatic circle site.  There they were rewarded with motorbike delivered Chinese chow. 

The Circle

The GM called for the Hash Horn, Ammo, to give a mighty blast.  Following that, EM ShiTonya gave the Hash Benediction.

The Co-hares were called up to defend themselves and got compliments for a well marked run.  However, the meaning of the mysterious chalked "X" markings were called into question since we normally used arrows.  Someone suggested they were simply signing their names.  No matter, good run on short notice.  But we lost one visiting hasher since there had been no time to properly check the run and the now out-of-date run directions (the roads had been renumbered in the last year).

When asked to name the asshole who preceded all other assholes, it was none other than again Nightcrawler making him Wingee three times in a roll. 

    Co-Hare Jolly Green Knob

TwinCheeks's post BJ Check (note uniform)

Animal takes his splashing during his visit
from his home in Tokyo

The GM turned to/channeled for the virtual (absent) Hash Cash OB1 and asked if there were any Recently Paid-Up Hashers.  Virtual OB1 was silent.  The GM then asked if there were any Newly Paid-up Guests.  Again, Virtual OB1 was silent.  Moving right along, the GM asked if we had any Returning Hashers.  Before Virtual OB1 could (not) reply, several present hashers clamored that we had indeed.  

First up was Animal, our occasionally visiting Hasher from Tokyo, and formerly active Seoul Hasher.  He brought with him a ten-year-old Samurai Hash shirt that was actually made in Korea and brought to Tokyo by Virgina Slim and but for an expired re-entry visa by ShiTonya.

Ammo was brought up since he had been Down Under.  Bringing with him was an Australian Survival Kit - a liter of Aussie beer. He was given a shared splash with Animal since the two had been taking turns blasting the Hash Horn while on trail. 

EM ShiTonya was called up as an Almost Returning Hasher since the EM had asked for permission to leave for Hong Kong but had cancelled his travel plans with Worm to attend the Royal Southside Hash's 1500th Run.

<___> asked for permission to return from his upcoming trip to travel Hong Kong. After telling a joke permission was granted.

About this time we noticed an interesting phenomenon.  Green metal wall dividers separating the giant trash bags from the neighboring farm started falling one by one, almost on cue with the delivered punch lines of the jokes.  The first time was a bit funny, the second time was remarkable, but the third time was, well, weird.

All had a time to tell a joke.  LeperCon unwittingly started a theme of Little Johnny jokes by telling the first three.  EM ShiTonya sang for the first time a solo rendition of "Libyan on a Jet Plane."  TwinCheeks was brought up by the GM to read an address by the Australian prime minister explaining his actions for sending troops to Iraq while in so many words telling all detractors to bugger off.

Animal was eventually brought up and asked about that time in the evening which way he felt like going.  He screamed, "Miari!" to which the GM struggled to bring the enthusiastic hasher back to his senses.  On the second attempt Animal answered correctly so we could chime in with our hymn, "Way Down South!"

The OnOn was the MMT with a serious pit stop at 3 Alleys Pub until the working ladies would report to service at the OnOn Bar.