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Now that's lubrication!

And this defies description!

                        Special InterHash Announcement:

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U-turn from the first falsie of the Trail

                "OB1's Nieces Trap"

           MMT's Dried Fish Talisman

Last Week’s Notes:

What could have been a less than successful run remarkably turned out well - in spite of no beer to splash at the beginning of the run. That said, Hare <__> handled the situation well by not spilling a drop of his virtual beer.  The pre-run circle was coordinated by Hash Horn Ammo.  He was joined by last week's Wingee/Hash Cash OB1, TwinCheeks and Jolly Green Knob. Scampering across 6 lanes of traffic at the last minute to join the run, proving to everyone that he could actually run when required, was LeperCon.  Also joining us on his Virgin Run was STBN Carlos. 

The Trail

With the blast of the Hash Horn and the Hare leading the Pack OnOut from the Isle of Death , the Hounds headed Way Down South crossing the bridge over the Mighty Han.  Reaching the river bank, the Hare pointed the trail and it was there at the Traffic Light Check LeperCon caught up with the rest.  It was then OnOn across the street and due west and then south again to do a U-turn at the first falsie.  Heading west again it was a scamper up the rusting iron stairs and over the railway and then back north into an industrial area.  

The trail, remarkably marked with dollops of flour every 25 feet took the pack out to a public park for a 200 meter-long falsie.  It was then another U-turn and up and over a freeway.  Nice view in all directions but then down-down and out close to the Smelly Han and once again west but close to the river bank.  A good half kilometer out was a falsie - perhaps setting a record even for <___> for the longest falsie.  

Doubling back, True Trail was discovered going up metal stairs and now heading north into an urban area.  Snaking through that area eventually eastward, the Pack found itself in the Yongsan Electronic Market - complete with an "OB1 Nieces Trap" of  gyrating domi girls on a stage with gawkers and LeperCon snapping photographs.  It was then enough fun - and 'twas on around -  in and out of the back streets - and almost back to the OB1 Nieces Trap.  But instead we headed to  another round of pleasure  due east and into the Red (actually pink) Light District - definitely not an OB1 Nieces Trap!

From there it was OnOn along the main drag and across back the bridge to the Isle of Death.  

There the gluttonous hounds impressed STBN Carlos as they decimated 3 pizzas within a few minutes upon arrival.

The Circle

By this time the GM had arrived and graced us with his presence.  With Ammo giving the Hash Benediction, the Hare was brought up where he noted he had gone out of his way to provide all the pink lights at the end of the run in recognition of St. Valentine's Day being the sensitive male that he is.  Others noted that they had never seen a trail so well marked in quite some time - to which OB1 decried, "Waste of flour!" <___> then told yet another (groaned LeperCon) Paddy joke.  

Ammo was then recognized as the asshole who preceded all other assholes as this week's Wingee.  And just to rub it in on to the rotund Gaelic gnome, he, too, told a Paddy joke.

Working through the Categories, Hash Cash OB1 noted that there were two Newly Paid-up Hashers but neither had shown up for the run.  Noting that LeperCon had been splashed at the last run as a Newly Paid Paid-Up Hasher who had skipped payment until this week's run, LC was brought up to deliver the How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? (Pyongyang's Top Ten) - for which he was splashed.

For once in a great while there were no Returning Hashers, but we had one Paid-Up Guest, STBN Carlos - brought out by Jolly Green Knob.  Noting he came from Detroit the Pack recognized that we may soon need to come up with a Motown Splashing Song. He then wowed us with a demonstration of a Lesbian erection.

Jolly Green came up to sing an ode to his underpants and it didn't get any better after that for his second song.

OB1 shocked the be-jeezus out of us by showing off a picture a former female GI had sent him - the very same displayed at the top of this Trash on the right.

Jolly Green then stepped back to the front to make a Pubic Announcement regarding a newly discovered fine, cheap bar - Kelly's on the road up past the Itaewon fire station and across the street, second floor, before the hook left (pun intended) up Blow Job Alley.

The GM also made a Pubic Announcement about the upcoming Caribbean Bay Mystery Hash run that would feature a Live Hare.  He then told a joke or two before calling OB1 up to ask which way he felt like going to which our experienced Hound replied, Way Down South.

Afterwards it was actually a bit north and to the west where we waited it out at 3 Alleys Pub to be met by EM ShiTonya and Bendover Rover.  It was then over for the rest of the evening at the MMT pub. 

       Hare Blank Space's Virtual Splash 

                 Ammo the Wingee

        The EM appears at the OnOn

         Rover keys in his next move