SHHH
Founded 1972
“Only Half A Mind”The goals of the Seoul HASH House Harriers are to promote camaraderie, physical fitness, and the consumption of our beverage of choice BEER. The material contained within is intended for the entertainment only and does not represent the opinion of any person or organization associated with the SHHH. It is provided for Humor Only – On On
Last Week's Run: Twin Paps Run
Run
Date
Time
Hare
Description
1606
February 2, 2002
16:00
Farty Breath
Twin Paps of Seoul Run
The Circle up:
The pack starts to arrive with No Hare in sight, and no orange banner as advertised. We did discover a note attached to the windshield of the Hare Farty Breath saying “Running late… it may be a live hare today”…
GM DODIC Master circles us up shortly after 4:00pm as LeperCon is jumping out of the taxi that brought him, and Jolly Green Knob is anxiously calling on the shoe phone to try and reverse his “I’m lost…” position. As the real Wingee from last week is still circling somewhere in the vicinity, Longthroat is selected as a stand-in. Then with no Hare, GM takes on co-hare duties and describes the trail as being flat and sunny and with that we were off to try and find the on out….
The Trail:
You What? finds the trail leading down the bank into a dry river bed. We hit the bottom
sliding – not so dry. And DODIC Master, Nightcrawler, Rover, and Aston Martin lead us through the muck and mud. Captain Marvel, Longthroat, ShiTonya, Plug ’N Play, and LeperCon slog on behind.
The first check had as jump into a cement rain drain and huff and puff to the first elevation. Trail continued right along a dirt road. Then the calls of on on were heard further up the elevation so Bend Over Rover and You What? duck under the large aluminum methane pipe and ascend through brambles, thorns and shiggy.
Wiser hashers continued along the road to a switch back carrying them up the elevation.
On up to the plateau and DODIC Master and Nightcrawler are spotted at the far end of the table top flat bed of mud. Bend Over Rover dashes on. Aston Martin and You What? walk the section. A second check and Aston Martin decides that a down road is better than the elevation so heads off left. You What? follows along to the edge of the cliff and deciding too much shiggy on the down slope so turns back to that down road.
By this time Captain Marvel, Longthroat, Plug ’N Play, LeperCon, and ShiTonya are found shortcutting down slippery mud rain drains in construction. To a bottom where a quick lay on a mattress is essential to hit the dirt road.
ShiTonya wisely heads left on dirt road, as the others carry on the slippery continuation of under construction rain drains and to another dirt road. On right the short cut follows and takes us around on home.
Meanwhile, back on the slopes, DODIC Master and Nightcrawler followed further back by Bend Over Rover discovered a descent into the valley. On to ascend a second hill leading to and around the World Cup Stadium. Up and down a third hill and then on in.
As the pack returns we discover that Jolly Green Knob and Blank Space made it after a few detours around the subway and a four-wheel drive off-road.
Still no Hare…. He pulls in ½ hour later with Popeyes and French bread…
The Circle:
A cold rain started drizzling down shortly after the fire was lit. GM called our circle in a nice path from the changing shed / banquet hall and set along the bank of a stream.
GM DODIC Master started the commentary on trail by giving us 4 letters – A, U, T, O. Oh Oh again. Other comments were that some parts could not have been set by car – but few and far between, absolutely messed up directions to the run location, something about being an elite crew and needing incentive pricing, and memories of yore awoken when passing the Seoul Detention Centre (and the thoughts of Balls of Fire, and Sweet Thing).
Hare #1, You What?, got his splashing, and a well deserved Hash Dick award for the directions. To welcome the GM’s return he gave the GM a bullwhip from Mexico – something to keep any unruly hashers in line.
Hare #2, Bulldog, commented that all should be grateful for a trail so flat and shiggy free… but just wait till the curry kicks in. The entertainment was a lively rendition of “Charcoal Asshole” from British Army (could only be) days.
This week’s Wingee was Jolly Green Knob and sang to us about his 12 inch hardon.
Returnees – Bulldog (from Bangladesh and England) and DODIC Master (from Thailand).
Aston Martin was next up with talk about a CB radio going missing in the parking lot – but hash honesty had it returned.
Captain Marvel’s news report included word from Garp in Mumbai with rejoinder from Big Boy that “the hit squad must have failed if he is still around….”.
BaliHite up and out.
ShiTonya had word from Prunegas reminding us of this year being year #30 for the SHHH.
LeperCon again pointed out the upcoming ST PADDY’S DAY events for March 16 and 17.
OB1 and Rawhide and then on on to the mug.
On On On
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